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Famous Wackos
By bbrown | July 11, 2004
Celebrities and Their Kids Names: you know about Gwyneth’s new baby Apple, but there’s so many more bizarre names celebrities have chosen for their kids.
- Memphis Eve and Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q, spawn of Bono
- Blue Angel, child of Dave “The Edge” Evan
- Speck Wildhorse, progeny of John Mellencamp—you could have broken the cycle, Cougar
- Sage Moon Blood, offspring of Sylvester Stallone (with a name like Sylvester, I guess you’d want something offbeat)
- Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, Little Pixie, kids of Bob Geldof and the late Paula Yates
- Jett, of John Travolta (it’s so weuhd)
- George Jr., George III, George IV, George V, Michi, Freeda George, Georgetta, Natalie, Leola and George VI, of George Foreman I
- Prima Sellechia, by “crooner” John Tesh
- Phoenix Chi, from Scary Spice
- Lark Song and Summer Song, from the loins of Mia Farrow
- Saffron Sahara, of Simon LeBon’s seed
Does this remind anyone else of those dog names at dog shows?
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